Showing posts with label stupid lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid lists. Show all posts

Thursday

My Top Five Google Complaints:

Sorry for the missed update yesterday. I was picking my mother up from the hospital. Selfish bastards. You, not mothers. Mothers are wonderful people. Well, most of them. Selfish bastards. So,I actually worked on this stupid list. I have quite a few complaints, as anyone who has met me could tell you. These five, however, are places where I really feel google dropped the ball. things that they absolutely should have implemented, and just didn't. Or haven't yet. With the exception of #2, there is no excuse for these features to be missing. So, without further non-sense, My Top Five Google Complaints:

  1. There is no search function in Reader.
  2. I still can't collaborate in Pages.
  3. Publishing from Docs to blogger does not transfer title or allow you to add blogger tags.
  4. I can't export single Note's "nodes" to Docs, only whole Notebooks.
  5. Reader doesn't have an option to display _unread_ news from oldest to newest.

Tuesday

Enjoying the weather before the next storm (Pt.1)

Or, a quick look at a few of my favorite pages which have sprung up with all of this web 2.0 nonsense. The Google "Suite" were just going to be a part of this article, but there are so many I've decided to split it up into two parts and devote the first half just to the big G:

Gmail - Perhaps the first mainstream appearance of the web too point oh, and frequently referred to as "web mail done right" Gmail features massive storage space (and seems to increase it at a rate of ~1 gigabyte per year) a great search function, handy dandy labels, an excellent filter system (and I don't just mean spam), unobtrusive advertising, free pop and smtp access, and idiot-proof integration with the google chat service, Google Talk, in an easy to use interface. Everyone should have gmail. Seriously. Call your congressman, send a letter to the UN, something. If you have more than one gmail account, I highly recommend the firefox plugin "Gmail Manager" which acts as an account manager and mail notifier, allowing you to monitor both accounts and access them quickly, in addition to allowing sendto: links to work with gmail.

Reader - Google Reader is an aggregator for rss feeds. In addition to plugin-free integration with firefox (2.*) this reader features a sharing function, allowing you to create your own rss or html feed of articles selected from your aggregated feeds. I swear, it's as neat as a snake eating it's own tail, and from what I hear the practically-trademarked super-slick minimalist google interface is up for improvements in the near future. I'm not sure how they intend to improve on perfection, however.

Docs and Spreadsheet - I'll roll these two together, even though they are two separate services. Spreadsheet was google's baby and docs, if I am not mistaken, was birthed after the acquisition of startup http://www.writely.com/. Regardless, this is stone simple office document creation right here, although simple may be a deceptive word. I admit that my needs are generally simple, but I have yet run into a feature here that I needed but couldn't find. I think that the sheer brilliance in this user interface, when compared to MSOffice, OpenOffice, or even my favorite, Gnome Office, comes from its inability to hide features in the menu bar. Everything just has to be there on the page. Again, collaboration and publication is built in so that it feels down right cozy. Have to wonder why Google Docs is missing the discussion tab that Spreadsheets feature.

Pages - I am sad to say that while I like Google Pages, it is the most poorly implemented service I have tried. As far as Google services go, I mean. The interface is smooth and clean and well thought out, everything I would expect, but the layout/editing engine seems buggy as hell. Seriously, it reminds me of Microsoft Word circa 1996. At least with Pages, I can go to the code and fix those little bugs as they arise. Still, I would expect more from a wysiwyg interface, even one as advanced as this. There is also a limited selection of templates, considering the tech powerhouse that is backing this home page service. What I would really like to see are theme generators, a la the proliferous myspace layout generators. The ability to make your Google page your Google Wiki should be there too. Not a full blown world-writable Wiki mind you, but an invite only affair. Google is really pushing collaboration in all of their other services, I'd like to see Google Pages catch up.

Calendar - This is a very functional, clean, standards compliant, and easy to use service-- Although I have to admit that sharing your calendar feed should be easier. This is another service made all-the-more valuable with a Firefox plugin. While there is no official plugin, the aptly named "Google Calendar Notifier" is quite effective and adjusts well to personal preference. Having said all this, Calendar is seriously hurting for some Gtalk notifications, a la Remember the Milk.

Notebook - If you have ever tried Microsoft's OneNote office application, Google Notebook will seem familiar. I'm really not using as often as I should. The Firefox plugin (recently overhauled)for this is the one thing that really makes it worth having in my opinion, although it can act a bit of the insect at times. As someone who constantly saves snippets here and there from various web pages, it should be essential for me. Still a little hooked on notepad though... this essentially makes notes into a scrapbook for the web, and like most of Google's other offerings, you can make your notebook publicly viewable and search-able.

Blogger removes the hassle of remembering yet another - The new non beta blogger is quite nice indeed. Those rat-bastards who designed myspace should really look at how the new template editor works (while taking extensive notes) and then shoot themselves in the head. The fact that I can now use my Google loginusername and password, too. Unfortunately, The interface still seems a little out of place with the rest of the minimalist-yet-hyperfunctional offerings from Google. Integrating the editor into the post management page would go a long way toward fixing that though. BTW: looks like you can now post to blogger directly from Google Docs as well as Reader.

Groups - Oh, man, Newsgroups. Nothing can quite pique fond memories of those early days of the web like newsgroups. Ok, so they were mostly used for porn and posting copyrighted material for public download, but at one point newsgroups were *the* forum for expressing our simian ideas. Google groups manages to capture this wondrous past and breath new life into the service whilst making the whole shooting match indexed and searchable.

That's all for now kiddies. Did you learn anything?

Friday

Goodies Two: The Reconing

I love music. I play music in the car, when I work, even when I sleep. So, when my sister offered to buy me a new mp3 player, I got really excited. The video ipods looked so nice, all clean and black and shiny-- they even play videos. But then, so did my old one. So I decided (and strangely enough have yet to regret) passing over the video ipod for a shuffle. For anyone who doesn't know, the shuffle is the smallest of the line-- in size, price, and storage capacity. And when I say small, I mean it. I'm too damn lazy to find my vernier calipers, but the case supposedly measures 1.07 inch tall, 0.98 inch wide, and 0.33 inch deep. It has an integrated clip and is extremely light weight. It uses a single port for audio, power and data transfer. Yeah, weird, takes a little getting used too. On one edge are two tiny sliding switches for power and shuffle/repeat, and the other has the jack and a status led. The face has 5 buttons, a combination play/pause, volume controls, and fore and back track switching. The play/pause button also hides some other features. By holding it in for three seconds locks out the controls from accidental triggering, and pressing it three times in succession will reset the playlist to the first track. In short, it is quite possible that the second gen shuffles are the best balance of technology and simplicity engineered to date, and I really am glad to have it over the full-sized pocket TV. This next (and last) item holds a special place in my heart, as do all devices intended to hurl copper jacketed chunks of lead at super-sonic velocities. A sub-compact .40 caliber Springfield Arms XD. This Pistol is really interesting, but I won't ramble on about all of the little features that make it special. Suffice it to say that the design is inspired by both Glock and John Browning, and when activated it goes BOOM!

Wednesday

The Dailies

I read a lot of web comics. Well, a lot for me anyway. I have compiled a list of 60 or so that I feel safe recommending to others. No promises, but I hope you like them.

  1. Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday
  2. Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
  3. "Narbonic: Director's Cut" By Shaenon K. Garrity
  4. Wapsi Square by Paul Taylor
  5. Pirate Cove - Episode XXVIII: 'Till Death Do Us Part
  6. Devil's Panties - Friday, August 11, 2006
  7. Emergency Exit and Parallel Dementia in your FACE Epic!
  8. Sluggy Freelance
  9. Starslip Crisis - Daily Sci-Fi Humor Comics by Kristofer Straub
  10. diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic & t-shirt party
  11. Girl Genius Online Comics
  12. Little Gamers ♥ Hot swedish love and pwntendo
  13. girls with slingshots
  14. PvPonline.com
  15. Sam and Fuzzy (Updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays)
  16. A Girl and Her Fed
  17. Somethingpositive
  18. Penny Arcade! - Armadeaddon: The Black Orchard
  19. Applegeeks | New Comic Every Monday and Thursday
  20. MegaTokyo
  21. Ctrl+Alt+Del
  22. Gunnerkrigg Court - By Tom siddell
  23. STRIPTEASE - Monday, May 29, 2006
  24. Able and Baker by Jim Burgess - Updated every weekday.
  25. Piled Higher and Deeper
  26. The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
  27. Sordid City Blues
  28. In The Puddle Webcomics: Webcomic Updated Mon-Fri, Copyright (c) Christi Johnson
  29. STUFF SUCKS -- A weekly online comic by Liz Greenfield
  30. Loserz: --Insert Witty Phrase--
  31. www.kristyvsthezombiearmy.com
  32. Parallel Dementia - Friday, August 11, 2006
  33. Wireheads -- Hollywood Blondes, Visual Effects Blues & CGI Geeks!
  34. "Aki Alliance" by Ryan Estrada
  35. I am a rocket builder
  36. The Seraph Inn - Inverloch Webcomic
  37. Bohemian Drive
  38. Shortpacked! -- A webcomic about toys by David Willis
  39. Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth
  40. Clan of the Cats, An Urban Fantasy by Jamie Robertson©1999-2006
  41. Post-Nuke Comic
  42. Gone with the Blastwave -
  43. Chugworth Academy: Updating Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
  44. Talismen: Hosted by SpiderForest! Updates Monday and Thursday
  45. Ravenwood by Sylvia Baker - Part of the SpiderForest.com Webcomics Network
  46. copper
  47. { butternutsquash • by ramón pérez & rob coughler }
  48. VG Cats - Updated Mondays
  49. "Templar, Arizona" by Spike
  50. Sinfest: The Webcomic To End all Webcomics
  51. Power Puff Girls Doujinshi
  52. Grim Tales From Down Below, Updated Sundays
  53. Tin The Incompetent Ninja. Updated Thursdays
  54. "Sparkneedle" by Spike, colors by Matthew Sheridan
  55. Beyond Reality you vill fear ze monkey
  56. return to sender > a hair-shirt for stick-in-de-muds
  57. Checkerboard Nightmare by Kristofer Straub - A Webcomics Institution
  58. Cosmobear : updated Mon and Fri by Clay Yount
  59. :: Dueling Analogs :: New Webcomics Monday & Wednesday... sometimes Friday
  60. Monkey Law by Brad Hawkins - Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
  61. Marilith - And I really can't stress blonde enough. Blonde. Wednesday, March 14, 2007